Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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