can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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