i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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