I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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