where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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