trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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