"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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