On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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