We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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