And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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