just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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