I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
Randomize
