I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
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