Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
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