Grow some girl-balls and come out already
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
jump out the window naked night went bad
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