no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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