he wants to bone in the snuggie
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
This gyro tastes like lonliness
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
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