i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Of course I have a pirate flag
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
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