Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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