This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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