Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
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