you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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