Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
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