Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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