i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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