doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Pants are for mortals
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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