I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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