maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Someone shattered a urinal.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Randomize
