Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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