you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
I just gift wrapped bread.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
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