did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
How drunk are you?
Completed.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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