Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
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