people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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