i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
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