i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
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