I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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