I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
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