At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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