She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
Randomize
