Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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