fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
