I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
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