This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
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