I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
organizing the empties. That sober.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
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