We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
And the cops told us we were all naked.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
I enjoy the company of your penis
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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