its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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