hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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