Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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