so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
Randomize
