There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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