if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
Randomize
