There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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