he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
i would punch a child for taco bell
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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