Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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