I wannas sexs uuuuu
I am puke
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
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