Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
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