Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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