she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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