She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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